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The morning I left for school.

WHAT FILM IS MY MIND CONNECTING THE ADAGIETTO FROM MAHLER’S SYMPHONY NO. 5 WITH?????

This Japanese horror film we watched for class tonight was playing it on a record and I can see a film in the back of my mind and I can’t remember which one and no it wasn’t Death in Venice.

This is going to drive me insane 

y’all’d’ve

THAT while also educating me the other day on an aspect of something I’ve said my whole life and didn’t even realize IS NOT A DOUBLE MODAL 

You might oughtta look into that.

insomnia-mornings replied to your post “Wait a minute hold the phone I was just reading something that said…”

What????? Is it???? I mean people in Rhode Island have said it
Mashing buttons is completely different. It involves wildly slamming the button with little regard for accuracy or delicacy. Wait. A delicacy is a food. Delicance. Delicatiousness. Delight?

Like yeah button mashing is also a thing. I am aware of button mashing.

but like

I dunno

You’re working on some sort of machinery and someone tells you to mash that there button and you do? 

I always feel like mashing a button involves one like decisive push with a considerable amount of force. It’s like really gruffly pressing a button? 

I’ve generally only heard older people say to mash the button, though.

My favorite feature of Southern American English continues to be the double, and sometimes triple, modal. 

I did not realize this wasn’t the done thing until I took linguistic anthropology. 

Wait a minute hold the phone

I was just reading something that said that the phrase “mash the button”, as opposed to push the button, is a Southern phrase?

Is it?????

This has been a really long fucking day.

For months, I’ve been periodically wondering where my hand lens is as it was no longer tied to my German bread bag, and it was chilling in my backpack side pocket this whole time.

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(I second that request for Spones, but I am hoping to do so politely and with no pressure. Thank you either way. :D)
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Sarek may be the ultimate dad offender, but Amanda is the supreme mom justice.

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That green-blooded sun of a beach!
wouldirunoff wouldirunoff Said:

captioningcrusader:

anyone who’s been following this blog knows that we’re highly susceptible to popular memes