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Roger Federer’s ice bucket challenge video is just extra cute for some reason

It must be awkward to be a junior RA in charge of a hall of mostly seniors.

Drinking Game That Could Cause Death:

A shot every time a Jeeves and Wooster fanfic contains the phrase, “I do endeavour to give satisfaction, sir.” 

Two shots if it’s situated at the very end as if it were a clever punchline. 

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Listening to jtizzle85 angrily play video games in the other room is hilarious and delightful.

A monk tried to swindle me out of money today

songofages:

halleluyall:

Oh Rickey..

hemoislove:

youlooklikeamuppet:

dumbparty:

Witch

I have been waiting three years for this tumblr post.

It’s like she’s getting younger.

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

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cumbuckets:

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.

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neongenesisevangaylion:

"If I was gay…" and "I’m not gay but…." by Zachary Colin Rance

no homo level 1,000

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Whose Line It It Anyway?: Then and Now

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breakfastburritoe:

ordon-village:

stunningpicture:

Lobster in a bucket looks like a gigantic monster on a metallic planet, and the water drops look like stars.

THIS FUCKED ME UP FOR 3 DAYS

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kaon4shi:

tumblingus:

wouldirunoff:

So, for our Media Monsters class we have to pick yokai as avatars for the discussion board.

I think I’m going with the saka-bashira, or “upside-down pillar”, simply because it’s just great. I thought the spirits of angry, upside down tree leaves was great to start with, but when they phrased it…

I probably would have picked the rokurokubiimage

i came all the way over here to call you a little bitch

or the gashadokuro, aka the starving skeleton. It’s a huge skelly that’s made from the accumulated bones of people who have starved to death. Therefore, it’s always hungry.

And then there’s the akaname, which cleans bathrooms with its tongue. That’s it. It cleans the bathroom. Nasty but helpful.

That’s beautiful.

The karakasa-kozō “paper umbrella priest boy” also quite appealed to me. 

 

My cat doesn’t knead. 

Maybe he just thinks I’m soft enough.