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Just realized I walked around to different places on campus for hours and had dinner downstairs all while still wearing my hand lens around my neck because I had a lab final.

one day i aspire to shop price high to low

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colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

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Reading something where someone goes home to meet someone’s parents

and the mom makes them perform a couples yoga move for the whole family

and no one in the story is acting like this is a weird thing

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

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I’m just gonna go ahead and post a picture of this because I’m super proud of it. It took Mr twelve hours to do. Only got one point off, for slightly fudging unit thickness in one area, and it’s worth 10% of my class grade.

Drawing a cross section using only info from map view is really hard.

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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thetomska:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

A few hours too early.

thetomska:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

A few hours too early.

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theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.

theartofmtg:

femtg:

SPOT ON

I hope cardboard crack never ends.

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serrible:

richarcl:

im goin 2 use 3d printing technology to make myself a man, with blonde hair and a tan

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christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

gentlemanbones:

THERE’S BEEN A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT

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xinitium:

ok so imma come out and say this real short and quick

if u like the way someone writes tell them or if you like the way someone looks, talks, tell. them. b.c i can assure you no matter what number of followers they have they will always be astounded that someone actually likes something they do and its nice to get a little appreciation once in a while.

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