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wibbelkind:

jaminthetardis:

digital-doodle:

Look! I made a thing!! 

For my Design Methods class we had to choose a book and re-design it’s cover. I picked The fault in Our stars by John Green <3. I suck with type, but I’m pretty happy how this turned out. It was a fun homework and the best part is that now I have a personalized book jacket for one of my favorite books <3

Dear John Green, if you ever see this around tumblr, I hope you like it XD

MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING

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bakerstreetbabes:

Hanlock AU - Sherlock/Hannibal

Hannibal thinks he found someone who shares interest with him, but he is mistaken.

Dying.

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lemondifficult:

There are a lot of violent and depraved prompts in the Hannibal kink meme, and then there’s just

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trashyfiction:

ivyblossom:

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Is Star Trek: Into Darkness a film about Cumberbatch’s endoscopy? 

Trek Into A Star: A Journey Up Benedict Cumberbatch’s Fundament.

#box office hit #otherwise known as Frankenstein II: More Anus (via Ivyblossom)

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dudeufugly:

bakerstreetsdoctor:

sherlock-has-got-the-blue-box:

I knew there was something wrong in this gif. 

OH MY GOD

is this going to be a thing? like the jensen-harlem-shake thing? because … I really would like for this to be a thing.

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youmaytouchmybuttocks:

laufeystoner:

thearchangeltrickster:

nachosinthetardis:

familyfriendlyurl:

coolscar:

familyfriendlyurl:

why do all superheroes have their names end with man. batman. superman. wonder woman.

captain americaman. hulkman. black widowman. the flashman

wow, i dont even remember these guys, but just more proof, reblogging so everybody can see this

you forgot iron manman

Hawkeyeman

thorman

green lanternman

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areyoutryingtodeduceme:

time-sponges:

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry.  You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry.  Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

I have laughed harder at this than at any other post on tumblr ever

bubblejam:

The incredibly intricate and captivating custom animal sculptures by Creatures From El, Ellen June.

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  • my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it

ohshiitakemushrooms:

Can Robert Downey Jr. and Johnny Depp star in a live action The Road to El Dorado together?

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